Awhile ago I posted about my painful life lesson: skinny jeans rip. I was in love with my skinny jeans — wearing them all the time — and then RIIIP boom they had a big old hole in the crotch.
Well since then I must have lost three more pairs of jeans — skinny or otherwise — to holes in the crotch or butt. They’ve been accumulating in a pile waiting to be taken to the tailor so that I might get them repaired and wear them again.
I’m fairly slow at accomplishing that sort of non-essential life task. Thankfully in the interim I discovered the solution: wear bike shorts underneath!
No matter how you look at it, I’m saving money. I’m not buying new jeans, and I’m not paying a tailor. And, you know, the number of people inspecting my crotch for holes is probably pretty small, so I figure I’m fooling the majority of the people.