What if it’s anthrax?? A bomb in disguise?
Or a present?? But why would anyone but me a present from Office Depot??
Amid all these questions, I tore open the package to discover.
A catalog. Or, as they like to call it, the Big Book 2011.
Thanks Office Depot, but next time you can save on the postage and the printing costs. I have the Internet at my fingertips. Have you heard of it?