I found myself exploring the middle region of California on the way up from Bakersfield. Along the way I got two (!!!!) really nice compliments about my hair, which did look awfully nice considering I had just slept for only five or so hours on my friend’s floor between the hours of 3am and 8:30am. My friend Laura throws the best parties.
Along the way home we stopped at a Starbucks that was next to a Panda Express. I was saddened to see families headed to a Panda Express for a high-fat high-sugar high-sodium hella processed Easter meal.
On the other hand, who could resit these two adorable pandas telling us of the magical treasures inside the Panda Express??
Mmm golden treasure shrimp. Sounds expensive and delicious. We can rest assured that the money they aren’t spending on quality ingredients is being spent on a decent advertising firm.
Later we ate at a Green Burrito. The food could have been worse, but the sight of kids drinking sodas bigger than their heads was the real attraction (detraction?).