life

I thought it was big when I finally acquired a doctor. I needed one and this one smells okay and she’s brisk and businesslike. So I kept her.

I’ve had a dentist since birth. Dr. Huntze. When he retired, Dr. Wong took over. Their office is in Pleasanton. My insurance agent, Lou, is in Pleasanton, too.

I’ve always had a hair stylist, too, of course. Though that changes over time. I never had a colorist or a manicurist. My mom had one for awhile though, and she did my nails a couple times. I wouldn’t say she was my manicurist though. From time to time I’ve frequented those walk-in manicure/pedicure places on Telegraph. I’m not really one for manicures though, to be honest.

I don’t think I’ve ever been to a tanning salon. I did by some of that spray tanning junk when I was little. I’d do it again. I should do it again.

In the last year I have accumulated an acupuncturist, a chiropractor, an auto mechanic, a cobbler, a tailor, a vacuum cleaner repairman (he does sewing machines too), and a loan officer.

But what I really need is an accountant. Will someone be my accountant? I pay in Tupperware. Lots and lots of Tupperware.*

*over time

Lets hear from the peanut gallery, eh?

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  1. Everyone needs a good cobbler, just not enough of them around, and you know you have hit the jackpot when you have found a cobbler and also a bootmaker who will make your boots for you. (bless your cotton socks for mentioning Sunday Morning Coming Down.

  2. Everyone needs a good cobbler, just not enough of them around, and you know you have hit the jackpot when you have found a cobbler and also a bootmaker who will make your boots for you. (bless your cotton socks for mentioning Sunday Morning Coming Down.

  3. Never had a mani/pedi in my life.
    No doctor – they don’t interest me.
    Massage Therapist.
    Chiropractor (new this year).
    Several raw food restaurateurs.
    Yoga teacher.
    Sifu.
    Sensei.
    Dance instructor.
    Gym membership (no trainer).
    Dentist & gyno once in a while.
    Mechanic.
    Don’t really have a “stylist” – just a gay man who cuts my hair and tells me I’m looking great even when I’m not.
    God I could use a cobbler. Really.

  4. Never had a mani/pedi in my life.
    No doctor – they don’t interest me.
    Massage Therapist.
    Chiropractor (new this year).
    Several raw food restaurateurs.
    Yoga teacher.
    Sifu.
    Sensei.
    Dance instructor.
    Gym membership (no trainer).
    Dentist & gyno once in a while.
    Mechanic.
    Don’t really have a “stylist” – just a gay man who cuts my hair and tells me I’m looking great even when I’m not.
    God I could use a cobbler. Really.

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