I really wanted to send this out to some of my coworkers

From: hygienefairy
Sent: Wednesday, October 11, 2006 3:17 PM
To: hygienefairy
Subject: the office stinks

and our meetings stink.

please help our sensitive noses by maintaining your personal hygiene. this includes:
-wearing deodorant, and reapplying as necessary (if you don’t wear deodorant–don’t ride a bike!) -brushing & flossing your teeth twice daily (save money on dentistry later!)
-showering AT LEAST every other day (it’ll help you get laid!)

the usca hygiene fairy apologizes if this doesn’t apply to you. but you know what, it might.

thanks for your cooperation,
the usca hygiene fairy

p.s. the hygiene fairy endorses some great hippy deodarants and soaps. just email hygienefairy for suggestions.
p.p.s. i won’t tell anyone.

Holla

0 thoughts on “I really wanted to send this out to some of my coworkers

  1. heh. this reminds me of one time Janet and I had this workshifter that was from Loth and never showered or wore deodorant and literally stank like crap. We’d make him go out of our area to do alphabatizing…somehow we got rid of him. heh.
    -jeller

  2. heh. this reminds me of one time Janet and I had this workshifter that was from Loth and never showered or wore deodorant and literally stank like crap. We’d make him go out of our area to do alphabatizing…somehow we got rid of him. heh.
    -jeller

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