Until today, my favorite break up response was:
“Oooh, phew, I was afraid to dump you.”
And I hate to relate the really painful one about how being with me is like awaiting a cigarette burn, but never knowing when it might arrive.
But today’s really takes the cake…
“I hope life treats you better than you do your bedfellows.”
Muwahahaha!! Watch out, boys. And girls.