The problem with makeup is that sometimes it defeats its purpose of making you look better when it gets smeared all over your face and you look really bad.
A good wine is a wine you like.
“I think life is terrifying if you’re doing it right.”
“shi8t be so cray cray.”
Sometimes people are sensitive when they are on their periods.
“Coco Chanel says to take off the last accessory you put on.”
– Jen, who has gone on to apply the rule to her general style ethos.
“Listen, negative things get forwarded! All of my positive plans don’t amount to anything.”
– Jen on her desire to create a voodoo website.
“The only mistake is thinking that you are uniquely bad.”
Thanks for your wisdom, Jen. Or Jen’s therapist. Or a shapeshifting alien posing as Jen to dispense advice.
“Comparison is the root of all suffering.” – Jen