but it's okay cause Alex picked up some curl creme at Walgreens today.

I left my wallet at Beckett’s the other night. Three days later, I left my watch at the security check point at the courthouse. I looked into the eyes of that security guard, and I solemnly pledged, as I had to the bar proprietor, “I have learned my lesson.”

Some lessons are so easy.

Some are so hard. Like keeping the toothpaste on the toothbrush. You have to keep the toothbrush vertical. I can’t seem to get that down. Today not only did I lose my first blob of toothpaste but the second glob fell out of my mouth into the bathroom sink!

Research is key, kids. Research is key.

Life==research? if so, then necessarily true?

I thought the Matrix was a good movie. I liked the idea of us living in a virtual reality. I’ve thought for awhile that if only I’d go into retirement homes–posh–that’d be the ticket. You know the key there is virtual reality. And drugs.*

And why, oh why, do we capitalize the word Internet? It’s like some freaky foreshadowing of this future where we live in a digital world.

right, okay, it’s been a long day.

*looking for investors!!

Lets hear from the peanut gallery, eh?

0 thoughts on “but it's okay cause Alex picked up some curl creme at Walgreens today.

  1. I dropped new mascara in the toilet today. AGAIN! and then i went to longs to replace it only now it wasn’t on sale. and i thought “oh, i’ll justify this loss by getting a BETTER mascara.” but i really loved that mascara. so i just bought the same one. maybe i’ll close the lid when i’m putting it on. tmi comment?

    p.s. my hair’s lookin better.

  2. I dropped new mascara in the toilet today. AGAIN! and then i went to longs to replace it only now it wasn’t on sale. and i thought “oh, i’ll justify this loss by getting a BETTER mascara.” but i really loved that mascara. so i just bought the same one. maybe i’ll close the lid when i’m putting it on. tmi comment?

    p.s. my hair’s lookin better.

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