sponge selling checklist

  • breakfast, lunch, dinner
    • include grapefruit in the morning (makes caffeine last twice as long due to a biochemical interaction in the liver)
    • include chopped apples for late morning and another for late afternoon (wakes you up just like coffee)
  • rental car
  • 1 hard large Super Sponge*
    • take out of package at least three days in advance
    • use brand new Super Sponge
  • fanny pack
  • microphone
  • extra batteries
  • Microfiber Cloth*
  • carpet
  • electric water heater
  • that shit that’s made almost entirely of alcohol and is supposed to kill 99.99% of germs
  • notepad for mileage
  • $100 in change (4 twenties, three fives, five ones)
  • canteen of coffee
  • one Kombucha/day in cooler with Techni-Ice(R) ice packs*
  • one Aveda PVA face cloth, in packaging, retail price $14.00
  • pens (3)
  • cough drops
  • some sort of nicotine
  • CDs & tapes for car
  • sweater
  • lipstick, makeup
  • fork, napkins, electrolyte mix, BOTTLED WATER!!!!

that was what I forgot. The bottled water.

*for sale Friday, Saturday, and Sunday only at the Concord Home and Garden Show!

Lets hear from the peanut gallery, eh?

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