I crashed into the car in front of me. It’s my fault, according to State Farm, even though she slammed on her brakes first, and the light was green.
Since then, I’ve been awfully depressed. Work’s a nightmare, life’s a nightmare, yadda yadda.
But then I read my friendster testimonials. From the beginning. And it made everything okay again. Even though for some reason friendster has duplicated every testimonial.