…is being able to take my Daily Romantic Horoscope seriously. They really assume you’re on the prowl:
Dear Susie J.,
Here is your single’s love horoscope for Tuesday, January 24:
You have your pride, but you don’t need to go to any drastic measures to protect it. Drop the ego when it comes to dealing with potential love interests. The real, natural you is more than enough.
How true is that?!!
*Let’s qualify this as self-determinedly single. I’m jumping back on that no-commitment bandwagon. (A breathy, “WAIT FOR MEEEEEEEEEE!!!” with arms flailing.)