the Guru

I met the Guru of Sponge Sales the other day. My mentor was the Queen; I studied under the best around.

Our chance encounter left me breathless–after only one demo. If only I could had been born one of his nine children. Only after a lifetime of watching his demos, only then will I have learned my lessons well.

But, then again, he really wasn’t that good. I didn’t buy any sponges.

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