I do not want to move to the city. I find it a formidable cesspool.
I reserve the right to reconsider when and if:
a. g. moves from the East Bay
b. my cat needs a place to live
c. you threaten to leave me in Oaktown to grow mold on my eyelids
d. (insert exit clause here)
Thanks for listening.
p.s. Kat–got it. On it. Can’t wait!