Dear Roommates,

I do not want to move to the city. I find it a formidable cesspool.

I reserve the right to reconsider when and if:

a. g. moves from the East Bay
b. my cat needs a place to live
c. you threaten to leave me in Oaktown to grow mold on my eyelids
d. (insert exit clause here)

Thanks for listening.

Love,
Susie

p.s. Kat–got it. On it. Can’t wait!

Questions? Comment? Cigars? Cigarettes?

0 thoughts on “Dear Roommates,

  1. consider this a formal warning that you will be left alone to grow mold on your eyelids. i’m moving to the city with the girl so we can have perfect aryan babies together…. in about 16 years.

  2. consider this a formal warning that you will be left alone to grow mold on your eyelids. i’m moving to the city with the girl so we can have perfect aryan babies together…. in about 16 years.

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