So, I got this in the old email account today…

Susie J.,

Sorry, but you should have gotten me a Gmail account. Tony Robbins
got me one a long time ago, and you can see where that got him.
Nobody’s gotten Shelley Duvall a Gmail account. Maybe you could try
her. ***snicker***

Goldie

…and I’m not sure how to react. Goldie Hawn didn’t write me, did she?!!