Green Tree Recycled TP

With 96 (!) rolls, these are a great value. And they come in a big box you could potentially use as a fort later!

Fox Urine

A natural repellent for pests! Alternately, a way to keep the cat inside.

Heavy Silverware

Feel the weight of the fork in your hand. None of that flimsy-ass Target shit.


Enjoy fresh juice from fruits and vegetables


Shit Be Gone toilet paper is no more, but there are other recycled options.

Recycled Toilet Paper

Why would anyone need to wipe their ass with freshly-cut trees?

Jen tip: Order a lot and don’t worry for awhile.