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TURBOMODE

February 26, 2008
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I have this new office (though it’s not so new anymore), and a fairly new job. It’s really just an improvement on the old job, though whether or not it’s an improvement has yet to be seen.

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why oh why,… do I have to go…and take these gigs??

February 23, 2008
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Today I found myself at the Peninsula Home and Garden show.
Where else, but in a sponge booth.

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This holiday season…

November 27, 2007
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the crush list

November 19, 2007

in order of increasing crushness
5. The Bartender. (He never called, but totally still makes the list. I’m going to call him Donny, even though his name is Danny, just like I do with Danny from NKOTB.)

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my flailing tupperware business

May 16, 2007

somehow doesn’t matter.
my website has the March specials….though they are thankfully not labeled as such.

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the “thin air approach”

April 1, 2007
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sales were okay.
but only okay.
I’d had grand dreams for the weekend. Last year this show was rained out, and I was so sure that everyone would use their beautiful Saturday at the Concord Home and Garden Show at the Sleeptrain* Pavilion. Even though it’s in the middle of fucking nowhere.

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sponge selling checklist

March 29, 2007
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breakfast, lunch, dinner

include grapefruit in the morning (makes caffeine last twice as long due to a biochemical interaction in the liver)

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WARNING: WAY, WAY TMI

February 28, 2007

You have been warned.
I was wondering today when I might expect my period. I have a lot of deadlines coming up, and I want to make sure I can take the half day it normally demands of going home early, laying around and smoking out the window.

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