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Timeless songs and performances from the Red-Headed Stranger!
A high-tech karaoke machine for home use. It lets you see your performance!
The dramatic goings-on of a family in a funeral home
State-of-the-art astrological guidance for the whole year!
This home karaoke player can play music in all sorts of formats, and it records your performance!
Why would anyone need to wipe their ass with freshly-cut trees? Jen tip: Order a lot and don’t worry for awhile.
Sweet nothings and gruff ballads I could listen to all day. Not to mention that sex appeal. Mee–ow.
Enjoy fresh juice from fruits and vegetables
Head in the clouds…feet on the ground…
What it lacks in softness, it makes up for in friendliness to the earth!
Masterpieces of teenage comedy! We’ll pretend the Home Alone sequels didn’t happen.
Get rid of the cable company and watch TV over the internet!
Great John Hughes movie, great 80s soundtrack
Feel the weight of the fork in your hand. None of that flimsy-ass Target shit.
So angsty and yet so relevant. Sing your heart out in the shower… I try to do it every day.
One of the softer eco-friendly options available. Buy bulk and have toilet paper forever!
The most amazing gmail plugin ever.
Worker owned cooperative…and they’re green.
This is necessary whenever it comes to moving the Guster around town. He proceeds to soil it.
TV’s longest-running daytime soap! It will never be cancelled!
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