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Contact

I’d love to hear from you.  Unless you’re trying to sell me Viagra.

befriend:
fanmail [at] jenniferheller.com

complain:
bitch [at] jenniferheller.com

else:
laugh [at] jenniferheller.com

Stuff I Love

  • Seventh Generation Recycled Toilet Paper

    What it lacks in softness, it makes up for in friendliness to the earth!  

    Ooh, yeah! →
  • Cat Carrier

    This is necessary whenever it comes to moving the Guster around town. He proceeds to soil it.

    I must have it →
  • David Bowie

    From psychedelia to guitar rock to blue-eyed soul, Bowie’s got it all!

    Get some cool tunes! →
  • Le Creuset Cookware

    It’s got a French name, so it must be good stuff!  

    Get some Le Creuset! →
  • Roku

    Get rid of the cable company and watch TV over the internet!

    Obtain this item! →
  • My So-Called Life

    The tortured life of Angela Chase. Be still my heart.

    I want to go to there. →
  • Mortified by David Nadelberg

    Real Words. Real People. Real Pathetic.

    That will make my day →
  • John Hughes Movies

    Masterpieces of teenage comedy! We’ll pretend the Home Alone sequels didn’t happen.

    Me want this! →
  • Dreamhost Web Hosting

    Worker owned cooperative…and they’re green.

    Register A Domain Name! →
  • Talking Heads

    Head in the clouds…feet on the ground…

    I like heads that talk... →
  • Special Euro-Pro Shark for Pet Hair

    It virtually peels the cat hair right off my couch!  LOVE IT.

    Yes please →
  • Veronica Mars

    This teen spends her free time solving mysteries!  

    Sign me up for this! →
  • Tom Waits

    Sweet nothings and gruff ballads I could listen to all day. Not to mention that sex appeal.  Mee–ow.

    Buy Now →
  • Pretty in Pink

    Great John Hughes movie, great 80s soundtrack

    Buy the movie or album! →
  • Green Forest 100% Recycled TP

    The highest post-consumer content of any recycled toilet paper! Also, it’s soft & absorbent.

    I'm ready to wipe green! →
  • Singing Machine Karaoke Machine

    A high-tech karaoke machine for home use. It lets you see your performance!

    Don't hesitate -- buy it now! →
  • Roxy Music

    Have you heard them? They’re good!

    Let's do this! →
  • RSQ Recording Karaoke Player

    This home karaoke player can play music in all sorts of formats, and it records your performance!

    Buy Now →
  • Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret. by Judy Blume

    So raw.  So true.  So pubescent.

    Buy Now →
  • Heavy Silverware

    Feel the weight of the fork in your hand. None of that flimsy-ass Target shit.

    Here here! →

Thank you for coming by. It’s good to see you.

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