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July 15, 1992

by Jen the Megalomaniac on July 27, 2010

It is so embarrassing changing in the dressing rooms. Most of the six year olds are bigger then me. Can you believe it? I can’t. I’ll never wear a bra before school.

One more strike and we’re out. Yep, ‘The Group’ stroke again. We have to take some action soon.

A group of popular girls, a few of whom I am now actually friends with on Facebook, spent their free time vandalizing the playground at our elementary school with demeaning comments about me and a few of my great friends. Which meant we got to spend our free time frantically washing them away for fear of our peers seeing and believing the crude and slanderous assertions.

Steve. Jennifer Heller’s first crush. And it was not a mega-crush. Steve may not even be cute. I can’t tell. Oh, well.

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August 4, 1992

by Jen the Megalomaniac on August 6, 2010

Happy Birthday Jennifer.

Yes, I’m eleven and one day. I think

I have never been one to miss a chance to wish myself happy birthday. I guess we will never know what it was I thought. Bummer.

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August 5, 1992

by Jen the Megalomaniac on August 6, 2010

I   h a v e   t h e   m o s t   u n e n t h u s i a s t i c   p a r e n t s   i n   t h e   e n t i r e   w o r l d.

U n i v e r s e.

11+2 days.

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August 7, 1992

by Jen the Megalomaniac on August 6, 2010

I talked to Mom and Dad about my birthday party. Ana has to come. Sara and I are alone this morning. I’m thinking of telling her the party is canceled. I think I’ll call Erika.

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August 11, 1992

by Jen the Megalomaniac on August 11, 2010

Dad will not tell me what

11 8 days Read on…

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August 15, 1992

by Jen the Megalomaniac on August 16, 2010

I get $2.50 a week now. Only 23 days til school! I’m totally nervous. I can’t even write neatly. Read on…

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August 16, 1992

by Jen the Megalomaniac on August 16, 2010

It is nice to be 11.

I whish I’d bust out tonight.  I doubt it. I

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August 18, 1992

by Jen the Megalomaniac on August 19, 2010

School starts in 19 or 20 days. How awful. I’m so nervous. How can I survive? I don’t even know what I’m going to wear. Oh God.

For the first time EVER, I actually have really bad handwriting, but for some reason did not see fit to mention it. It must have been the nerves.

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August 19, 1992

by Jen the Megalomaniac on August 19, 2010

Count down 18

Only 18 days!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I go to Sea Ranch, come back, go to sleep, and go to school!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh God! I have to decide what to wear.

At a certain point, I must have realized that this list was not adequate for deciding what to wear.

Outfits

a. white shorts
jean shorts top
pink
b. blue shorts
flowered top
c. white or blue shorts
Jordash top

Cons
a. 1. white shows dirt. 2. is very light
b. 1. top needs undershirt 2. undershirt looks like a bra 3. not my favorite shorts 4. zipper does not stay up
c. 1. blue shorts have stain 2. has hearts on it

So I started a new one...

Outfits

a. Jean tie-top-sleeveless
White shorts-jean
b. Flowered tie-top-sleeveless
Pink shorts
c. Jordash tie-top-can be short sleeves
Blue shorts
d. Tropical tie-top-sleeveless
Torquise shorts-jean
e.

Complete with lots of blanks for asking other people! There was some code employed here...pink or purple. The notes "hoops" or "orientals" refer to what earrings I should wear with the outfit.

Opinions

Me! – a b c d e
Erin – a b c d e
Mom – a b c d e
Dad – a b c d e
Sara – a b c d e ORIENTALS
Becky – a b c d e
Lorenda – a b c d e HOOPS

______ – a b c d e
______ – a b c d e
______ - a b c d e

Pros

a. sexy top, my colors, bright
b. sexy top, flowered, my colors
c. my colors, neat-looking
d. very colorful
e.

Crossing out the pros and cons was not good enough for me. No, I had to scribble them out entirely. Too bad future me can read it anyway! Also, the big holes referred to in Cons letter D are the big arm holes that--if I was unlucky--one could peek through to see my bosom.

Cons

a. white shows dirt
b. baggy shorts, zipper comes down
c. has hearts, long-sleeved
d. big holes
e.

August 22, 1992

by Jen the Megalomaniac on August 19, 2010

Count Down 16

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