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Hi, I’m Jen

I’m honest.

I was once a traveling salesperson… peddling super sponges and other items at county fairs.  I looked into peoples’ eyes and unknowingly… and sometimes knowingly… lied.

The products I sold claimed to do things that they didn’t. And I didn’t know.

Now, I stand by my word.  If I say something rocks, it does.

I share the truth of the story at each juncture… That’s me.

Here at Jennifer Heller Megalomaniac, we share funny and interesting stories and the products we love, that make our world awesome.

That’s what life’s about.  Hilarity and awesomeness. And maybe booze, if you roll that way.

Here’s a weird Story:

At age ten, my parents brought home healing magnets.

Healing MAGNETS.

The healing magnets my parents brought home looked nothing like this.

Our instructions were to place them against our bodies whenever we have a pain or other ailment. They would work their magic and we would be better.

There was a catch, though.

Only one side of the magnet was healing. The other side was… not healing.  Harmful, in fact.

So there we were.

Two little girls trying to remember which side of the magnets were healing.

We survived.

Stuff I Love

  • Green Forest 100% Recycled TP

    The highest post-consumer content of any recycled toilet paper! Also, it’s soft & absorbent.

    I'm ready to wipe green! →
  • Mad Men

    The adventures of Don Draper, with the 1960s as backdrop

    Get mad →
  • Roxy Music

    Have you heard them? They’re good!

    Let's do this! →
  • Special Euro-Pro Shark for Pet Hair

    It virtually peels the cat hair right off my couch!  LOVE IT.

    Yes please →
  • The Witches' Almanac

    State-of-the-art astrological guidance for the whole year!

    Get bewitched! →
  • Husqvarna Chainsaws

    Husqvarna sets the standard for world-class chainsaw mayhem!

    Let 'er rip! →
  • The Wire

    The show everyone talks about. Haven’t seen it? Don’t you want to talk about it?!

    Wire me up! →
  • 30 Rock

    The wacky antics of Liz Lemon and her crew

    Get rocked now! →
  • Tom Waits

    Sweet nothings and gruff ballads I could listen to all day. Not to mention that sex appeal.  Mee–ow.

    Buy Now →
  • Kick-Ass Websites & Blogs

    We make those over at Artsy Geek. It’s our specialty.

    Go on.... →
  • Singing Machine Karaoke Machine

    A high-tech karaoke machine for home use. It lets you see your performance!

    Don't hesitate -- buy it now! →
  • Green Tree Recycled TP

    With 96 (!) rolls, these are a great value. And they come in a big box you could potentially use as a fort later!

    That hits the spot! →
  • Juicer

    Enjoy fresh juice from fruits and vegetables  

    Yes, please! →
  • Six Feet Under

    The dramatic goings-on of a family in a funeral home  

    Take me under! →
  • Days of Our Lives

    TV’s longest-running daytime soap! It will never be cancelled!

    Load up on Days stuff! →
  • John Hughes Movies

    Masterpieces of teenage comedy! We’ll pretend the Home Alone sequels didn’t happen.

    Me want this! →
  • Pretty in Pink

    Great John Hughes movie, great 80s soundtrack

    Buy the movie or album! →
  • Cat Carrier

    This is necessary whenever it comes to moving the Guster around town. He proceeds to soil it.

    I must have it →
  • Le Creuset Cookware

    It’s got a French name, so it must be good stuff!  

    Get some Le Creuset! →
  • Willie Nelson

    Timeless songs and performances from the Red-Headed Stranger!

    Get some Willie! →

Thank you for coming by. It’s good to see you.

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