The Many Changes of Parenthood: In Graphs

Whoever said…

The more things change the more they stay the same.

…has definitely NEVER had a baby. Quinn turns six months old tomorrow. I can’t believe how little time has passed; it feels like an eternity. There have been some marked changes in my life since he joined us. I felt like these would be best represented in graphs:

use of concealer

Length of time it takes to get ready in the morning

Desire to consume alcoholic beverages

Average weekly production of baked goods

Number of times per day I sing Frere Jacque

Average number of weekly visits from family

# of times per week the Guster pees somewhere other than the litter box :(

average weekly use of the words cute & martini

Conspicuousness of Golden State Warriors paraphenalia

# of fucks I'm willing to give

Speak up peeps.

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