Jennifer Heller Megalomaniac
by Lil Sis Al on October 24, 2016
“Having an unhappy customer is a good thing… that means someone bought something.”
– the ever-wise Jen
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The most amazing gmail plugin ever.
Have you heard them? They’re good!
What it lacks in softness, it makes up for in friendliness to the earth!
The teen romantic drama that gave us Katie Holmes! Includes a creek.
A natural repellent for pests! Alternately, a way to keep the cat inside.
Masterpieces of teenage comedy! We’ll pretend the Home Alone sequels didn’t happen.
Enjoy fresh juice from fruits and vegetables
State-of-the-art astrological guidance for the whole year!
The adventures of Don Draper, with the 1960s as backdrop
Husqvarna sets the standard for world-class chainsaw mayhem!
Feel the weight of the fork in your hand. None of that flimsy-ass Target shit.
A high-tech karaoke machine for home use. It lets you see your performance!
Get rid of the cable company and watch TV over the internet!
It comes in a nifty roll-out box and is very durable. You could put this right next to the toilet!
TV’s longest-running daytime soap! It will never be cancelled!
From psychedelia to guitar rock to blue-eyed soul, Bowie’s got it all!
Sweet nothings and gruff ballads I could listen to all day. Not to mention that sex appeal. Mee–ow.
Real Words. Real People. Real Pathetic.
This is necessary whenever it comes to moving the Guster around town. He proceeds to soil it.
The tortured life of Angela Chase. Be still my heart.
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