Jennifer Heller Megalomaniac
by Lil Sis Al on October 24, 2016
“Having an unhappy customer is a good thing… that means someone bought something.”
– the ever-wise Jen
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State-of-the-art astrological guidance for the whole year!
Timeless songs and performances from the Red-Headed Stranger!
Get rid of the cable company and watch TV over the internet!
Head in the clouds…feet on the ground…
The teen romantic drama that gave us Katie Holmes! Includes a creek.
So great I just had to make a video about it.
Real Words. Real People. Real Pathetic.
The most amazing gmail plugin ever.
With 96 (!) rolls, these are a great value. And they come in a big box you could potentially use as a fort later!
So angsty and yet so relevant. Sing your heart out in the shower… I try to do it every day.
Husqvarna sets the standard for world-class chainsaw mayhem!
A high-tech karaoke machine for home use. It lets you see your performance!
It comes in a nifty roll-out box and is very durable. You could put this right next to the toilet!
The dramatic goings-on of a family in a funeral home
What it lacks in softness, it makes up for in friendliness to the earth!
Masterpieces of teenage comedy! We’ll pretend the Home Alone sequels didn’t happen.
It’s got a French name, so it must be good stuff!
The highest post-consumer content of any recycled toilet paper! Also, it’s soft & absorbent.
Feel the weight of the fork in your hand. None of that flimsy-ass Target shit.
The babysitters weren’t scared. They had a club.
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