Jen’s Zens: Jen Speaks on Universal Suffering

by Lil Sis Al on February 7, 2013

“No one likes being broken up with.”

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Sometimes, concise statements of simple truths are able to convey a deeper wisdom.  Like miniature epiphanies, they reveal to us profound truths about the human condition, almost paradoxically combining seemingly obvious facts with the subtle nuances of our existence.  This is not one of those times.

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