Jennifer Heller Megalomaniac
by Lil Sis Al on February 11, 2013
“If you died tomorrow, wouldn’t you want to have a good beer today?”
– the ever wise Jen
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Husqvarna sets the standard for world-class chainsaw mayhem!
Feel the weight of the fork in your hand. None of that flimsy-ass Target shit.
The dramatic goings-on of a family in a funeral home
A natural repellent for pests! Alternately, a way to keep the cat inside.
The highest post-consumer content of any recycled toilet paper! Also, it’s soft & absorbent.
It comes in a nifty roll-out box and is very durable. You could put this right next to the toilet!
The most amazing gmail plugin ever.
The teen romantic drama that gave us Katie Holmes! Includes a creek.
State-of-the-art astrological guidance for the whole year!
With 96 (!) rolls, these are a great value. And they come in a big box you could potentially use as a fort later!
Sweet nothings and gruff ballads I could listen to all day. Not to mention that sex appeal. Mee–ow.
The show everyone talks about. Haven’t seen it? Don’t you want to talk about it?!
Zack, Jessie, and Screech teach us what to expect from high school!
Worker owned cooperative…and they’re green.
So great I just had to make a video about it.
What it lacks in softness, it makes up for in friendliness to the earth!
Have you heard them? They’re good!
A high-tech karaoke machine for home use. It lets you see your performance!
So raw. So true. So pubescent.
Masterpieces of teenage comedy! We’ll pretend the Home Alone sequels didn’t happen.
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