Last night I dreamt I was a juvenile delinquent

Last night I had the most amazing dream: For some reason, I had been declared a juvenile delinquent

by Jen the Megalomaniac on October 4, 2012

Here I am in Denver. Well, Lakewood to be specific. I’m having a pretty good time.

Last night I had the most amazing dream:

For some reason, I had been declared a juvenile delinquent and was in

Never mind. I’ll tell you later.

Bonne nuit,

Jennifer Heller

Holla

2 comments
The Diary Project
The Diary Project

I'm afraid we may never know the content of that dream. Or way I thought it was March. Perplexing, right???

Ana Lucas
Ana Lucas

Oh, the suspense! Also, why were you suddenly so confused on dates?

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