August 3, 1994 - The Diary Project

I’M 13! I FINALLY CAUGHT UP WITH EVERYBODY ELSE. DO YOU REALIZE I’M THE LAST PERSON IN THE “COOL GROUP” TO TURN 13?!!!

by Jen the Megalomaniac on September 28, 2012

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME! WE HAD A NICE FAMILY CELEBRATION THIS EVENING. I GOT LOTS OF NICE, COOL THINGS. IT WAS FUN.

I BET U CAN GUESS WHAT I WISHED WHEN I BLEW OUT THE CANDLES HUH? WELL, I WON’T WRITE IT, CAUSE THEN IT MIGHT NOT COME TRUE. I HOPE IT DOES!

I HAVEN’T BEEN ABLE TO GET YESTERDAY’S EVENTS OF MY MIND. TODAY IT WAS FUN, BUT NOT AS FUN AS WITH EVERYONE. MY LESSON WAS COOL. I’M LEARNING A LOT. AND HAVING A GREAT TIME.

I’M 13! I FINALLY CAUGHT UP WITH EVERYBODY ELSE. DO YOU REALIZE I’M THE LAST PERSON IN THE “COOL GROUP” TO TURN 13?!!! I HAVE TO PUT “COOL GROUP” IN QUOTES BECAUSE I STILL HAVEN’T QUITE ADJUSTED TO IT YET! I MEAN, NONE OF US ARE ALL THAT POPULAR, SO I DON’T SEE THAT THE NAME FITS. I REALLY HOPE THAT ALL OF US EAT LUNCH TOGETHER THIS YEAR.

I KNOW IT’S A SLIM POSSIBILITY, BUT I REALLY HOPE THAT DAVE CONSIDERS ME A LITTLE MORE THAN A FRIEND. HE CONFIDES EVERYTHING IN NATALIE, AND I REALLY HOPE HE TELLS HER IF HE DOES, WHICH HE PROBABLY DOESN’T. BUT IF HE DOES CONFIDE IN NATALIE, SHE WILL HAVE TO TELL ME. HEY, SHE TOLD ME EVERYTHING ABOUT THE GIRL AT CAMP, EVEN THOUGH SHE WASN’T SUPPOSED TO. I WISH HE’D FORGET ALL ABOUT THIS GIRL FROM CAMP.

WISHFULLY YOURS,

Jennifer Heller

NOW 13!

(I LIKE THAT SIGNING OFF THING MAYBE I’LL START!)

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