August 1, 1994 - The Diary Project

GUESS WHAT? 5/6 MEMBERS OF THE “COOL GROUP” WILL BE AT SKATING TOMORROW.

by Jen the Megalomaniac on September 21, 2012

GUESS WHAT? 5/6 MEMBERS OF THE “COOL GROUP” WILL BE AT SKATING TOMORROW.

ALL EXCEPT DOUG. I CONVINCED EM TO COME. SHE’S NOT GOING TO SKATE.

I’M AT EM’S. WHEN I TALKED TO NAT. TODAY, SHE SAID THAT SHE TOLD DAVE ABOUT MY B-DAY.

SHE SAYS THAT HE MIGHT GET ME A PRESENT. I KNOW I’M DREAMING, BUT I HOPE HE GETS ME A LITTLE TEDDY BEAR THAT SAYS “I LOVE YOU”!

I love you Teddy Bear

Keep dreaming, 12-year-old Jen. It’s 18 years later, and you still have never received one of these.

NOW THAT WOULD BE A GREAT PRESENT. “GREAT” IS A VERY OVER-USED WORD! BUT, ANYTHING FROM SMURF WILL BE SPECIAL

I’M TIRED.

AU REVOIR!

BONNE NUIT!

J’ADORE SMURF!

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