DIY: Pissing Off Your Roommates

Here are some ideas that people have contributed over the last few weeks, and–it has to be said–a few that I can attest are tried and true.

  • Bitch about them on your blog. ¬†They hate that.
  • Walk around naked ALL THE TIME. Note: Doesn’t work with Burners.
  • Don’t do their dishes. Or yours.
  • Swap out their flatware for yours. ¬†Bonus points if you bury theirs in the yard.
  • Steal their alarm clock.
  • Walk in on them in the bathroom and don’t walk out right away.
  • Make sure that you put your stuff in the fridge in front of theirs so they have to move it no matter what.
  • Have sex in their bed when they’re out of town. Don’t hide the evidence.
  • Always slam the door, then deny that you do.

What has worked for you in the past?

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