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Seventh grade. No boyfriend. Regrettably. Daydreaming of Olympic stardom. Also regrettably.

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Stuff I Love

  • Dreamhost Web Hosting

    Worker owned cooperative…and they’re green.

    Register A Domain Name! →
  • Juicer

    Enjoy fresh juice from fruits and vegetables  

    Yes, please! →
  • Husqvarna Chainsaws

    Husqvarna sets the standard for world-class chainsaw mayhem!

    Let 'er rip! →
  • Roku

    Get rid of the cable company and watch TV over the internet!

    Obtain this item! →
  • Willie Nelson

    Timeless songs and performances from the Red-Headed Stranger!

    Get some Willie! →
  • Fox Urine

    A natural repellent for pests! Alternately, a way to keep the cat inside.

    Bring it on! →
  • Days of Our Lives

    TV’s longest-running daytime soap! It will never be cancelled!

    Load up on Days stuff! →
  • Concrete Blonde

    So angsty and yet so relevant. Sing your heart out in the shower… I try to do it every day.

    Yes please →
  • Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret. by Judy Blume

    So raw.  So true.  So pubescent.

    Buy Now →
  • Singing Machine Karaoke Machine

    A high-tech karaoke machine for home use. It lets you see your performance!

    Don't hesitate -- buy it now! →
  • Cat Carrier

    This is necessary whenever it comes to moving the Guster around town. He proceeds to soil it.

    I must have it →
  • Green Tree Recycled TP

    With 96 (!) rolls, these are a great value. And they come in a big box you could potentially use as a fort later!

    That hits the spot! →
  • Talking Heads

    Head in the clouds…feet on the ground…

    I like heads that talk... →
  • Tom Waits

    Sweet nothings and gruff ballads I could listen to all day. Not to mention that sex appeal.  Mee–ow.

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  • John Hughes Movies

    Masterpieces of teenage comedy! We’ll pretend the Home Alone sequels didn’t happen.

    Me want this! →
  • Heavy Silverware

    Feel the weight of the fork in your hand. None of that flimsy-ass Target shit.

    Here here! →
  • The Wire

    The show everyone talks about. Haven’t seen it? Don’t you want to talk about it?!

    Wire me up! →
  • Kick-Ass Websites & Blogs

    We make those over at Artsy Geek. It’s our specialty.

    Go on.... →
  • RSQ Recording Karaoke Player

    This home karaoke player can play music in all sorts of formats, and it records your performance!

    Buy Now →
  • Boomerang for Gmail

    The most amazing gmail plugin ever.

    Get it now! It's FREE! → Need convincing?

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