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Seventh grade. No boyfriend. Regrettably. Daydreaming of Olympic stardom. Also regrettably.

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Stuff I love

  • Boomerang for Gmail

    The most amazing gmail plugin ever.

    Get it now! It's FREE! → Need convincing?
  • Days of Our Lives

    TV’s longest-running daytime soap! It will never be cancelled!

    Load up on Days stuff! →
  • Green Tree Recycled TP

    With 96 (!) rolls, these are a great value. And they come in a big box you could potentially use as a fort later!

    That hits the spot! →
  • Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret. by Judy Blume

    So raw.  So true.  So pubescent.

    Buy Now →
  • Heavy Silverware

    Feel the weight of the fork in your hand. None of that flimsy-ass Target shit.

    Here here! →
  • RSQ Recording Karaoke Player

    This home karaoke player can play music in all sorts of formats, and it records your performance!

    Buy Now →
  • Singing Machine Karaoke Machine

    A high-tech karaoke machine for home use. It lets you see your performance!

    Don't hesitate -- buy it now! →
  • Concrete Blonde

    So angsty and yet so relevant. Sing your heart out in the shower… I try to do it every day.

    Yes please →
  • Duncan's Creek

    The teen romantic drama that gave us Katie Holmes! Includes a creek.

    Creek out! →
  • Le Creuset Cookware

    It’s got a French name, so it must be good stuff!  

    Get some Le Creuset! →
  • The Babysitters Club

    The babysitters weren’t scared. They had a club.

    I want to go to there →
  • Pretty in Pink

    Great John Hughes movie, great 80s soundtrack

    Buy the movie or album! →
  • Cat Carrier

    This is necessary whenever it comes to moving the Guster around town. He proceeds to soil it.

    I must have it →
  • Six Feet Under

    The dramatic goings-on of a family in a funeral home  

    Take me under! →
  • My So-Called Life

    The tortured life of Angela Chase. Be still my heart.

    I want to go to there. →
  • John Hughes Movies

    Masterpieces of teenage comedy! We’ll pretend the Home Alone sequels didn’t happen.

    Me want this! →
  • Seventh Generation Recycled Toilet Paper

    What it lacks in softness, it makes up for in friendliness to the earth!  

    Ooh, yeah! →
  • Husqvarna Chainsaws

    Husqvarna sets the standard for world-class chainsaw mayhem!

    Let 'er rip! →
  • Roxy Music

    Have you heard them? They’re good!

    Let's do this! →
  • Saved by the Bell

    Zack, Jessie, and Screech teach us what to expect from high school!

    Get Saved! →

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