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Seventh grade. No boyfriend. Regrettably. Daydreaming of Olympic stardom. Also regrettably.

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Stuff I love

  • RSQ Recording Karaoke Player

    This home karaoke player can play music in all sorts of formats, and it records your performance!

    Buy Now →
  • Green Heritage Toilet Paper

    One of the softer eco-friendly options available. Buy bulk and have toilet paper forever!

    Yes, please... →
  • Veronica Mars

    This teen spends her free time solving mysteries!  

    Sign me up for this! →
  • The Babysitters Club

    The babysitters weren’t scared. They had a club.

    I want to go to there →
  • Cat Carrier

    This is necessary whenever it comes to moving the Guster around town. He proceeds to soil it.

    I must have it →
  • 30 Rock

    The wacky antics of Liz Lemon and her crew

    Get rocked now! →
  • David Bowie

    From psychedelia to guitar rock to blue-eyed soul, Bowie’s got it all!

    Get some cool tunes! →
  • Seventh Generation Recycled Toilet Paper

    What it lacks in softness, it makes up for in friendliness to the earth!  

    Ooh, yeah! →
  • Dreamhost Web Hosting

    Worker owned cooperative…and they’re green.

    Register A Domain Name! →
  • Mortified by David Nadelberg

    Real Words. Real People. Real Pathetic.

    That will make my day →
  • The Witches' Almanac

    State-of-the-art astrological guidance for the whole year!

    Get bewitched! →
  • Green Tree Recycled TP

    With 96 (!) rolls, these are a great value. And they come in a big box you could potentially use as a fort later!

    That hits the spot! →
  • Pretty in Pink

    Great John Hughes movie, great 80s soundtrack

    Buy the movie or album! →
  • John Hughes Movies

    Masterpieces of teenage comedy! We’ll pretend the Home Alone sequels didn’t happen.

    Me want this! →
  • The Wire

    The show everyone talks about. Haven’t seen it? Don’t you want to talk about it?!

    Wire me up! →
  • Husqvarna Chainsaws

    Husqvarna sets the standard for world-class chainsaw mayhem!

    Let 'er rip! →
  • Recycled Toilet Paper

    Why would anyone need to wipe their ass with freshly-cut trees? Jen tip: Order a lot and don’t worry for awhile.

    Yes please! →
  • Talking Heads

    Head in the clouds…feet on the ground…

    I like heads that talk... →
  • Marcal Recycled Toilet Paper

    It comes in a nifty roll-out box and is very durable. You could put this right next to the toilet!

    I want to go to there →
  • Mad Men

    The adventures of Don Draper, with the 1960s as backdrop

    Get mad →

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