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Seventh grade. No boyfriend. Regrettably. Daydreaming of Olympic stardom. Also regrettably.

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Stuff I Love

  • Marcal Recycled Toilet Paper

    It comes in a nifty roll-out box and is very durable. You could put this right next to the toilet!

    I want to go to there →
  • Talking Heads

    Head in the clouds…feet on the ground…

    I like heads that talk... →
  • Special Euro-Pro Shark for Pet Hair

    It virtually peels the cat hair right off my couch!  LOVE IT.

    Yes please →
  • Juicer

    Enjoy fresh juice from fruits and vegetables  

    Yes, please! →
  • Recycled Toilet Paper

    Why would anyone need to wipe their ass with freshly-cut trees? Jen tip: Order a lot and don’t worry for awhile.

    Yes please! →
  • The Babysitters Club

    The babysitters weren’t scared. They had a club.

    I want to go to there →
  • The Witches' Almanac

    State-of-the-art astrological guidance for the whole year!

    Get bewitched! →
  • Husqvarna Chainsaws

    Husqvarna sets the standard for world-class chainsaw mayhem!

    Let 'er rip! →
  • Le Creuset Cookware

    It’s got a French name, so it must be good stuff!  

    Get some Le Creuset! →
  • Cat Carrier

    This is necessary whenever it comes to moving the Guster around town. He proceeds to soil it.

    I must have it →
  • Tom Waits

    Sweet nothings and gruff ballads I could listen to all day. Not to mention that sex appeal.  Mee–ow.

    Buy Now →
  • Mad Men

    The adventures of Don Draper, with the 1960s as backdrop

    Get mad →
  • Duncan's Creek

    The teen romantic drama that gave us Katie Holmes! Includes a creek.

    Creek out! →
  • Veronica Mars

    This teen spends her free time solving mysteries!  

    Sign me up for this! →
  • Fox Urine

    A natural repellent for pests! Alternately, a way to keep the cat inside.

    Bring it on! →
  • Green Tree Recycled TP

    With 96 (!) rolls, these are a great value. And they come in a big box you could potentially use as a fort later!

    That hits the spot! →
  • Singing Machine Karaoke Machine

    A high-tech karaoke machine for home use. It lets you see your performance!

    Don't hesitate -- buy it now! →
  • Kick-Ass Websites & Blogs

    We make those over at Artsy Geek. It’s our specialty.

    Go on.... →
  • 30 Rock

    The wacky antics of Liz Lemon and her crew

    Get rocked now! →
  • Concrete Blonde

    So angsty and yet so relevant. Sing your heart out in the shower… I try to do it every day.

    Yes please →

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