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Seventh grade. No boyfriend. Regrettably. Daydreaming of Olympic stardom. Also regrettably.

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Stuff I Love

  • Roku

    Get rid of the cable company and watch TV over the internet!

    Obtain this item! →
  • Roxy Music

    Have you heard them? They’re good!

    Let's do this! →
  • Willie Nelson

    Timeless songs and performances from the Red-Headed Stranger!

    Get some Willie! →
  • Le Creuset Cookware

    It’s got a French name, so it must be good stuff!  

    Get some Le Creuset! →
  • Pretty in Pink

    Great John Hughes movie, great 80s soundtrack

    Buy the movie or album! →
  • Saved by the Bell

    Zack, Jessie, and Screech teach us what to expect from high school!

    Get Saved! →
  • Special Euro-Pro Shark for Pet Hair

    It virtually peels the cat hair right off my couch!  LOVE IT.

    Yes please →
  • Talking Heads

    Head in the clouds…feet on the ground…

    I like heads that talk... →
  • Tom Waits

    Sweet nothings and gruff ballads I could listen to all day. Not to mention that sex appeal.  Mee–ow.

    Buy Now →
  • The Witches' Almanac

    State-of-the-art astrological guidance for the whole year!

    Get bewitched! →
  • Fox Urine

    A natural repellent for pests! Alternately, a way to keep the cat inside.

    Bring it on! →
  • Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret. by Judy Blume

    So raw.  So true.  So pubescent.

    Buy Now →
  • Husqvarna Chainsaws

    Husqvarna sets the standard for world-class chainsaw mayhem!

    Let 'er rip! →
  • Singing Machine Karaoke Machine

    A high-tech karaoke machine for home use. It lets you see your performance!

    Don't hesitate -- buy it now! →
  • OXO Shower Caddy

    So great I just had to make a video about it.

    Buy Now → Learn Why I LOVE IT!
  • Recycled Toilet Paper

    Why would anyone need to wipe their ass with freshly-cut trees? Jen tip: Order a lot and don’t worry for awhile.

    Yes please! →
  • The Babysitters Club

    The babysitters weren’t scared. They had a club.

    I want to go to there →
  • Green Forest 100% Recycled TP

    The highest post-consumer content of any recycled toilet paper! Also, it’s soft & absorbent.

    I'm ready to wipe green! →
  • Seventh Generation Recycled Toilet Paper

    What it lacks in softness, it makes up for in friendliness to the earth!  

    Ooh, yeah! →
  • Days of Our Lives

    TV’s longest-running daytime soap! It will never be cancelled!

    Load up on Days stuff! →

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