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Seventh grade. No boyfriend. Regrettably. Daydreaming of Olympic stardom. Also regrettably.

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Stuff I love

  • Roxy Music

    Have you heard them? They’re good!

    Let's do this! →
  • Marcal Recycled Toilet Paper

    It comes in a nifty roll-out box and is very durable. You could put this right next to the toilet!

    I want to go to there →
  • Roku

    Get rid of the cable company and watch TV over the internet!

    Obtain this item! →
  • Juicer

    Enjoy fresh juice from fruits and vegetables  

    Yes, please! →
  • OXO Shower Caddy

    So great I just had to make a video about it.

    Buy Now → Learn Why I LOVE IT!
  • Dreamhost Web Hosting

    Worker owned cooperative…and they’re green.

    Register A Domain Name! →
  • The Witches' Almanac

    State-of-the-art astrological guidance for the whole year!

    Get bewitched! →
  • 30 Rock

    The wacky antics of Liz Lemon and her crew

    Get rocked now! →
  • Recycled Toilet Paper

    Why would anyone need to wipe their ass with freshly-cut trees? Jen tip: Order a lot and don’t worry for awhile.

    Yes please! →
  • The Babysitters Club

    The babysitters weren’t scared. They had a club.

    I want to go to there →
  • Heavy Silverware

    Feel the weight of the fork in your hand. None of that flimsy-ass Target shit.

    Here here! →
  • Six Feet Under

    The dramatic goings-on of a family in a funeral home  

    Take me under! →
  • Green Tree Recycled TP

    With 96 (!) rolls, these are a great value. And they come in a big box you could potentially use as a fort later!

    That hits the spot! →
  • Concrete Blonde

    So angsty and yet so relevant. Sing your heart out in the shower… I try to do it every day.

    Yes please →
  • Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret. by Judy Blume

    So raw.  So true.  So pubescent.

    Buy Now →
  • RSQ Recording Karaoke Player

    This home karaoke player can play music in all sorts of formats, and it records your performance!

    Buy Now →
  • Veronica Mars

    This teen spends her free time solving mysteries!  

    Sign me up for this! →
  • Cat Carrier

    This is necessary whenever it comes to moving the Guster around town. He proceeds to soil it.

    I must have it →
  • John Hughes Movies

    Masterpieces of teenage comedy! We’ll pretend the Home Alone sequels didn’t happen.

    Me want this! →
  • Green Heritage Toilet Paper

    One of the softer eco-friendly options available. Buy bulk and have toilet paper forever!

    Yes, please... →

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